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3 – 2 – 1 – Action! Close-up on me, outside of my now ex-boyfriend’s apartment, arms around his neck, promising that we’d still be friends. Cut to: Me again, three years later, watery-eyed outside of work, texting my next ex-boyfriend, telling him that of course we could…

1. The Meta-Costume. Also known as the costume that comes with its own elaborate explanation. “Wait…You are who now?” “Actually, I’m a what, and here’s why…” Choosing a costume that’s an inside joke amongst friends, or an obscure movie reference is perhaps the humblest of costume choices you’ll…

With the Hallmark-created Valentine’s Day rudely here and haunting us, it might seem natural for some people to want to couple up and find someone special to buy over priced chocolates and tacky stuffed animals for.  Some may resort to going back to an ex for the sake…

You would think after four-years of alcohol-induced awkward hook-ups and “you’re smarter than this” bad decisions that my first post-grad “relationship” would have been a smart, successful life choice for my future (and my heart and self-esteem). But apparently I didn’t make enough wrong choices in college! I…