Hello fans, readers, and those of you who somehow stumbled upon this awesome website:

I apologize for the lack of posts these past few days. 1st there was some “hurricane” that took out everyone’s power. Wtf is a 20 something to do with no power btw?

Then, I began the major cleaning and packing process that is moving out of my house and into an apartment.

Now, I just woke up from a deep sleep on the beach. I’m currently soaking up the sun and decided to post something on FTS.

Anyway, after my week of vacation and moving out, I’m starting a new job so things are pretty hectic. I haven’t even watched Sunday’s Curb yet (but I did watch episodes 6 and 7 of Entourage on HBO Go… And let me tell you, ep 7 was actually good).

So yeah… More posts coming soon when I feel like procrastinating. PS If you want to join our team, send us an email.

Much love to those of you in your cubicles,


Hi I’m Sam. I made this website in 2011 and it’s still here! I'm the author of the humorous self-help book AVERAGE IS THE NEW AWESOME. I like pizza, French fries, barre, spin, more pizza, more French fries, and buying clothes. Follow me on twitter & Instagram at @samanthamatt1... and on this site's meme account on IG at @averagepeopleproblems. OKAY GREAT THANKS BYE.

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