Author: Elana Lyn Gross

1. A funeral/wake/shiva call: Passing out your business card at one would be almost as bad as trying to pick up women at one à la Wedding Crashers

2.  Your jail cell.

3. The ER: I’m sorry about your bullet wound.  Also, can I give you my card?

4. The bathroom.

5. A Sci Fi Convention.

6. The Jersey Shore house.

7. Briss or Baptism:It’s been real guys.  Can I give you my card now?

8. Vamps at Sea. Yes. It exists.

9. Mandatory Community Service.

10. Anywhere when you are with Lindsay Lohan.

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