Last night I was watching Nickelodeon (Full House was on, so there was good reason) and a commercial for Yo Gabba Gabba live in concert with Biz Markie came on. And yes — Yo Gabba Gabba, the children’s band, live in concert with 90’s rapper Biz Markie.

They say he’s just a friend.

But in all seriousness, what?!!?!?

Why is Biz Markie touring with Yo Gabba Gabba? Why is Yo Gabba Gabba touring with Biz Markie? This is beyond bizarre. As if Yo Gabba Gabba wasn’t weird enough, add a fat, aged black rapper with a massive chain to the group and BAM there you have it — the weirdest combination of (I don’t want to say people, because Yo Gabba Gabba is not ‘people’) a musical act ever.

Let’s see it again.

And again. This time doing a staged pose.

And… again. Ho ho HO many drugs had to be done for Biz to get on that stage. Good to see he’s still spinnin’.

The kids love him.

And oh hey look. There he is with Snoop. Bring your green hats people — they might be going streaking.

Killin’ it.


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