Okay. If I had to pick a favorite person I follow on Twitter, it might just have to be Pizza. I love Pizza. In AND around my mouth.
First of all, Pizza has a great Twitter description: ‘IN PIZZA WE CRUST.’ How clever is that?! The location is even better: Pizza Planet. Like, are you kidding? Best place ever. And don’t say it’s fictional because it exists… in Disney World… and I’ve been there.
Here are the best tweets from pizza… AKA @tweetIikeapizza:
she wears short shirts and i eat pizza she's cheer captain and i'm still eating pizza
— PIZZA (@tweetIikeapizza) January 15, 2014
99 problems and pizza solves every single 1
— PIZZA (@tweetIikeapizza) January 14, 2014
shine bright like a pizza
— PIZZA (@tweetIikeapizza) January 14, 2014
when i die young bury me in pizza
— PIZZA (@tweetIikeapizza) January 6, 2014
get pizza or die trying
— PIZZA (@tweetIikeapizza) January 5, 2014
pizza bites in the streets
stuffed crust in the sheets
— PIZZA (@tweetIikeapizza) January 4, 2014
friends list
1.) pizza
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— PIZZA (@tweetIikeapizza) January 3, 2014
roses are red pizza sauce is too
i ordered a pizza
and i am not going to share it with you
— PIZZA (@tweetIikeapizza) December 26, 2013
Now…. go eat some pizza!!!!!! Or not. #DietSeason
