Okay. If I had to pick a favorite person I follow on Twitter, it might just have to be Pizza. I love Pizza. In AND around my mouth.

First of all, Pizza has a great Twitter description: ‘IN PIZZA WE CRUST.’ How clever is that?! The location is even better: Pizza Planet. Like, are you kidding? Best place ever. And don’t say it’s fictional because it exists… in Disney World… and I’ve been there.

Here are the best tweets from pizza… AKA @tweetIikeapizza:

Now…. go eat some pizza!!!!!! Or not. #DietSeason


Hi I’m Sam. I made this website in 2011 and it’s still here! I'm the author of the humorous self-help book AVERAGE IS THE NEW AWESOME. I like pizza, French fries, barre, spin, more pizza, more French fries, and buying clothes. Follow me on twitter & Instagram at @samanthamatt1... and on this site's meme account on IG at @averagepeopleproblems. OKAY GREAT THANKS BYE.

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