The Top 10 Tweets (so far) from THE @BronxZoosCobra
10. This tweet is in parseltongue: Tehy are wtahcnig me colsey so I hvae to sepak in cdoe. If yuore raednig tihs sned cpuackes and bgales.
9. Getting my morning coffee at the Mudtruck. Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my morning coffee. Seriously, don’t. I’m venomous.
8. There are hundreds of sports bars in this city, but I can’t find one reality show bar! Where am I gonna watch the Top Chef finale?!
7. At Planet Rose in the East Village to get my karaoke on. Gonna sing some “White Snake.” #snakeonthetown #likeadrifteriwasborntowalkalone
6. Rockefeller Plaza is amaz….wait…OMG! Tina Fey totally just walked by me! HUUUUGE FAN! #snakeonthetown
5. Enjoying a cupcake @magnoliabakery. This is going straight to my hips. Oh, wait. I don’t have hips. Yesss! #snakeonthetown
4. Getting on the ferry to Ellis Island. Let’s hope this goes better than that time on the plane. #snakeonthetown
3. Got a bagel at H & H Bagels on upper west side. When I ordered I said, “I’ll have the snakes on a PLAIN.” He did not laugh. Tough crowd.
