10. Post a drunk Facebook status.

9. Eat fast food.

8. Drunk dial your ex.

7. Leave your phone at the random person’s apartment you hooked up with last night (this is even worse if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend).

6. Drunk sext your boss by accident.

5. Throw up on the dance floor, your friend, or – even worse – the person you’re trying to get with.

4. Wander away from your friends and pass out in an alley.

3. Pee while sleeping in your friend’s or significant other’s bed.

2. Hook up with your boyfriend’s or girlfriend’s best friend.

1. Hook up with your best friend’s boyfriend or girlfriend.


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