Halloween: College vs. Post College Life

COLLEGE: You try to be creative with a costume

NOW: Barely mustering the strength for one

COLLEGE: The less clothes the better

NOW: Making sure all jiggly bits are covered

COLLEGE: Pregame till last man standing

NOW: The idea of even a pregame

COLLEGE: Walking into a party

NOW: 

COLLEGE: Drinking whatever is available to you

NOW: Wasted off one glass of wine

COLLEGE: Lasted 4 days

NOW: Barely have time for that shit

COLLEGE: No shame on your costume walk-of-shame

NOW:

COLLEGE: Forgetting trick or treaters exist

NOW: Mooching off your friend’s kids candy

COLLEGE: Morning after Halloween

NOW:

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