The other day I was in my overpriced workout class scoping out the scene before class started. As I looked around, all I saw were young girls chatting about Bumble and being, like, soooo hungover. I wondered how all of these college students could afford such an expensive exercise class. I…

Throughout my 20s so far, I’ve made a lot of mistakes. I forgot to write thank you emails after job interviews. I tweezed my eyebrows until they were way too thin (the horror). I thought people felt a certain way about me (good and/or bad) when they didn’t (in other words,…

I got Facebook in 2005. I was a senior in high school so I had to get invited by a college student because back then Facebook was exclusively for college kids. Before that, I had MySpace, and waaaay back before that, I kept all my personal info on…

I’ve always wanted kids. I mean, I do want kids. I want one girl to raise as a cheerleader and three boys to raise as football players. oh wait, that’s actually my family. I guess I just want to replicate my family, except 30+ years younger. Don’t we all,…

I gave way too many fucks in my 20s. I would say the past nine years were a ‘fuck-giving-fest,’ but that sounds sexual. And I’m pretty sure I thought more about what people thought about me than I thought about having sex. Pathetic, right? Yes. The fucks I gave ranged from the…

Weekends have changed so much since even 2 years ago when I was 26. I have a different definition of ‘fun,’ and I am still coming to terms with the fact I have new interests. Part of me wants to like what I used to like, but part…